Though a lot of people have known Madonna intimately, few may have gotten as close to her as Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman. Picked to take over the pop superstar's acting role in the 1998 David Mamet play Speed-the-Plow, Huffman decided to inhabit Madonna's leftovers in a very unorthodox way. Says People:

When Desperate Housewives' Felicity Huffman made her Broadway debut in David Mamet's Speed-the-Plow in 1988, she made an interesting discovery in her dressing room: A thong belonging to Madonna.

"I was like, 'This is Madonna's underwear," she tells More Magazine in its September issue.

So what did she do? She promptly tried it on! "Of course, it didn't fit me," she says.

While that had to have been a difficult realization for Huffman, we think she dodged a big, brown bullet. Word to the wise, Felicity: don't go putting on Madonna's old clothes — especially the Dita outfit.

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• Felicity Huffman Admits Madonna's Thong Didn't Fit [People]

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