Remember the ole five second rule of the schoolground? You know, the one that said that you had a full five seconds to pick up a piece of food that you dropped on the ground before it became infested with cooties? Well, yeah, we're pretty sure that rule doesn't apply when one person is chewing gum and hands it to the other person to devour. But such is life when you're young, fabulous and shooting this evening's installment of Defamer To Do's. Won't you join Molls and Ed on their wonderful, gumswapping adventure?

· Clue at the Hollywood Fight Club Theater.
· The Faint at the Henry Fonda Musicbox Theater.
· Spoken Funk at The Comedy Union.

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