Hey, it's Molls. Grambone is letting me write my own post today, which is probably a huge mistake. That's fine! We all make mistakes! Like in this video I burnt my friend Alexis on her elbow with my Marlboro Light. Or like two years ago when I forgot my mother's birthday, which coincidentally is today. Happy Birthday, Mom. Thanks for letting me feed off of your body for nine months. Honestly, your body was the best I've ever lived inside. Anyway, Taco-flavored kisses, a background shot of a creepy dude in a two tone hat who hit on us and your Wednesday To-Dos after the jumpskis...

- Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers @ the Hollywood Bowl

- Joseph O'Neill @ Vroman's Bookstore

- Full Frontal @ La Cita

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