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    Bombay Spielberg

    By Seth, 9:30 PM on Fri Jun 20 2008, 697 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

    ·An arranged marriage between DreamWorks and an Indian conglomerate leaves questions about the kids.
    · Prelude to a Hindi Turkey: Penelope Spheeris recalls what a moody little shit Mike Myers is. His incomprehensible Actor's Studio pep-talk. The Guru arrives! And it smells like lesbian-elephant-sex on ice.
    · We hit the LAFF, where Wanted proves just smartly stupid enough for our heatwave-diminished cranial capacities.
    · Anne Hathaway has a busy week, full of break-ups, hate-ons, and big-screen bows.
    · We sort the merely difficult from the stroppy all-stars.
    · We get Dr. Drew on the phone to clear up what's going on with this Tom Cruise/Nazi nonsense.
    · David Letterman and Teri Garr, reunited and it feels so good.
    · Mashew McConauhdrgrl loses a flip-flop in Nicaragua.
    · Joan Rivers goes unappreciated on live UK daytime TV.
    · A Bruno release date uncovers the fake Defamer title that accidentally tripped up the internets.
    · Michael Eisner's kid needs a Michael Clayton-type, and quick.
    · Quick! Can you spot the giant-headed star of Gigli among this crowd of four-foot-tall African schoolchildren?
    · Don't bother Abigail Breslin with your demands. She'll wear a wig. She'll do it in one take. It'll turn out fine.
    · This is what Breach money gets you.

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