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    Barbara Walters And Ellen DeGeneres Fondly Recall Their First Steamy Meeting

    By Seth, 9:35 PM on Tue Jun 17 2008, 3,661 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

    · We suppose deep down we always knew Barbara Walters slept with every one of her subjects, but some kind of psychic safety-net always omitted Ellen DeGeneres from that list. [Ellen]
    · The Rocker trailer features more flying cymbals to the crotch per minute than any comedy in history! [Variety]
    · Among the amazing revelations in this Lou Ferrigno interview: CBS changed Bruce Banner's name to David because they thought Bruce "sounded too gayish." [USA Today]
    · Blinded By Thongs is now what we plan on calling that band we've been meaning to start since high school. [The Smoking Gun]
    ·"There's a SIG alert on the 405, apparently a multicar pileup caused by...this can't be right...Eddie Murphy's giant head?" [Deadline Hollywood Daily]

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