If you perused Instagram yesterday, you might have seen the following photo posted by future author Kristin Cavallari:

Ah yes. A photo of Kristin’s crotch, adorned with several items of mid-priced turquoise jewelry from Kristin’s line, Emerald Duv.

But wait—that’s not right. Kristin writes in the caption of the photo:

Tanning and turquoise. Yes please.

#regram from@emeraldduvjewelry EmeraldDuv.com I feel like I need to mention that this isn’t a picture of me...that’s why I said regram ;)

Kristin did not say “yes please” to her own vagina.

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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