Below is the text of a blind item from May 4, 2007:

So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, “BUT I’M SEXIER THAN THEM.” So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.

This week, Crazy Days and Nights finally revealed the celebutante who allegedly stars in this story. Click here for the answer, or look at the picture at the top of this post for the answer.

For reference, Kristin did land the #23 spot on Maxim’s Hot 100 List in 2006. Then at the height of her Laguna Beach fame, she managed to slide in right between Mariah Carey and Kate Moss—hot. In a VH1 interview about making the list, Kristin had to say, “Have to say, being on Maxim’s Top 100 is pretty good revenge to all my ex-boyfriends.”

Kristin did not make the Hot 100 List the next year, or the year after that, or the year after that. In 2010, however, she placed 76th, between Lily Allen and Yvonne Strahovski.

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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