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    If It Wasn't For This Stupid Brace, You'd Get The Meanest Middle Finger Ever!

    By Douglas Reinhardt, 5:15 PM on Wed Aug 13 2008, 1,800 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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    Eagle Eye star Shia LaBeouf felt a sharp rush of pain in his left-hand when he attempted to flip off a group of photographers. LaBeouf knew that he could've used his other hand to deliver the bird, but he prefers using his left hand for explicit gestures. LaBeouf explained, "How am I supposed to tell people to leave me alone? Everyone knows that your right hand is only for throwing the peace sign or the Spock hand gesture. Rightie is my lover hand."

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    Shia LaBeouf To Receive Legal Ball-Thwacking In 'The Associate'

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