By Seth, 12:30 PM on Wed Jul 16 2008, 19,164 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

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What better way to kick off the humpday drudgery than with a truly spectacular shot of Oscar-winning cougar royalty and longstanding Defamer lust object Helen Mirren, splendidly filling out a cherry-red bikini. We really don't care what team you play for: one glimpse of that legendary rack—twice damed by the Queen herself!—instantly transforms you into a horny Helenosexual. More titillating Mirren two-piece shots after the jump:

[Photo credits: Brenna/Jason Fraser via Daily Mail]

• Helen Mirren the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63 [DailyMail.co.uk]