Well, she's not in a bikini (awwww), but it is Molly McAleer (yayyyyy!), Defamer's resident videographer and ToDoLogist, back with another fascinating chapter from her ongoing, serialized memoir, Musings of an Asian Sex Worker. In today's gripping installment, our heroine battles her greatest foe yet—Clown on a Bike Guy—with the help of her crime- and hangover-fighting companion, Alexis Hyde. Click or die.

Oh, and here's some stuff you can do tonight:
· Mods and Rockers Festival at the Egyptian Theater.
· Bimbos Live! Girls Gone Funny at the Knitting Factory.
· That's What She Said Show at Eagle LA.

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