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The self-proclaimed King of Malibu, Mel Gibson, had difficulty locating his brand new car after enjoying dinner at Nobu. Gibson smashed the button on his keyless remote over and over again as he paced around the parking lot. Gibson felt that there were far too many luxury cars in his kingdom and something should be done about it. Gibson said, "In the morning, I'm going to work on a proclamation in the morning with my lawyer about how I'm the only one who can drive a BMW, since I'm the king of these 27 miles of scenic beauty." Gibson explained that any other residents with a BMW would be able to trade their car in for a Lexus hybrid or they could just get out of town and move to Calabasas.

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