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Jack Black acted as a bodyguard to his Kung Fun Panda co-star Angelina Jolie at the Cannes Film Festival. Black warned the press corps to keep their distance from the "any moment now" Jolie and, if they were to get any closer, Black would have to bust out some serious karate moves. He then added that Dustin Hoffman would join in on the karate action, too. Black said, "You're not going to like me when I'm cheesed off, but you're totally going to hate the Hoffeweizen when he's cheesed off."

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