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Before the mescaline kicked in, Brad Pitt did his best "Dr. Gonzo" impression as he raced Angelina Jolie through the streets of Cannes in a desperate attempt to get her to her Today Show interview on time. While driving to the festival, Pitt constantly referred to everyone and everything on the sides of the roads as bats. Jolie quickly corrected him and said that they weren't bats, but French people. Pitt smiled and said, "Babe, you're too much of a freak to live, but too rare to die. Now, watch out for dirty, dirty, dirty hippies!"

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