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    Next Up On Port-au-Prince Action News: Your Weather

    By Seth, 8:57 PM on Wed Mar 26 2008, 5,894 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

    · We take three things from this video: One, Haitian Weather Guy is about the lowest-stress vocation on the planet. Two, some videos really do improve upon subsequent viewings. And three, if there's a Meaning of Life, Arthur knows it. [YouTube]
    · K-Fed's loving father, forgiving ex, and capable role-model game is ridiculous. [In Touch]
    · Tonight, two of our very favorite animated things—South Park and Canadian sci-fi fleshcore classic Heavy Metal—are to be combined into one, brainmeltingly awesome new thing. (One can only hope.) [Vulture]
    · Cajun chef Paul Prudhomme was grazed by a bullet on a Louisiana golf course today, upon which he instantly started hemorrhaging gravy. [USA Today]
    · The only bad thing about the gigantic piano house is the 40-foot-tall Liberace who tramples the village to come play it every full moon. [Weird Asia News via Thighmaster]

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