· Pellicano...To The Extreme!!! After all these years, Garry Shandling and Brad Grey fail to have a bitch hug-out session. Everything you didn't want to know about where Chris Rock came on that girl's ass.
· We cast Three-Diamond Girl: Ashley Dupré and the Fall of the House of Spitzer, though we still need some Dupré suggestions. Feel free to add them in the comments. Ari Emanuel, meanwhile, is offended for all of us.
· The Tom Cruise birthday party remixes begin.
· Lost Boys 2 trailer...Hmm...Needs more Haim.
· "We Can Work It Out" proves the mountain that Idol golden boy David Archuleta cannot conquer.
· Think of Edward Norton as The Incredible Hulk, and the Marvel guys as The Abomination. Which CGI Hulk do you prefer?
· Funny Games: High art or low snuff?
· As close as Defamer will ever get to a mention on The Simpsons. Hey—we'll take it.
· Real actress Jenna Fischer adds water sports to her resume skills section.
· Celebrities enjoy partaking in marijuana, says book. And Mary Ann's arrest—oh wait. Strike that last one.
· Tranny. Hot mess. Fierce. Rinse. Repeat.
· The Indiana Jones poster is revealed, and we think it's dynomite! (Oh, wait—wrong show.)
· Courtney Love instructs the nanoaliens living inside her teeth to type out an angry MySpace blog post disputing claims she's crazy
· Britney Spears Career ResurrectionWatch: A walk-on on How I Met Your Mother. What would NPH think? The first Fox lot sighting. The anime video.
· Madonna's big week: The Hall of Fame induction. The video. Like a 50-Year-Old Virgin.
· Paris Hilton giving Cher and roaches a run for their money.
· Run! Patricia Heaton has a freakishly small bellybutton! She'll kill us all!!!
· Barry Diller accused of abusing private jets. Jets may never recover.

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