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· We're posting the above video, titled "Jeff Foxworthy is a Perv," only because it seems incredibly unfair. Anyone would seem pervy when subjected to the slow-motion loops of lip-licking and chest-bouncing depicted in the clip. The moan-y sound effects don't help matters, either.
· Spamalot shows Britney Spears some lyrical mercy.
· For one night only, Siegfried and Roy are back! And with animals! What could possibly go wrong?
· OMG! Tiny bodybuilder!