· David Sedaris begins a six-night stand at UCLA's Macgowan Hall Little Theater. No word on whether or not The Rooster will be in attendance.
· If you're looking to get sweaty and hang around a folding table while a maniacal, headband wearing hipster spins Woody Woodpecker birdcalls, Dan Deacon will be at the El Rey. Other music fans can take refuge in Mighty Six Ninety at the Key Club or Eddie Spaghetti at Safari Sams.
· And because we haven't talked enough about Scientology today, head over to the Celebrity Centre tonight for their "Success In The Music Industry" workshop. Hey, it worked for Beck...

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