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· The Five Stages of Golden Globes Grief: Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance.
· Ben Silverman's prom night totally ruined by those ugly, nerdy, mean writers. The writers try to make it up to him.
· Britney Spears: High on crazy, and her paparazzo boyfriend. The Dr. Phil mash-up.
· Jamie Lynn Spears's hopes to nail the GED.
· Keeping Up with the Cruises: The UA side deal. A scriptalanche! The bombshell biography. The Mad Money premiere. Boston MarathonGate is over...or is it?
· Leno on Kimmel. Kimmel on Leno. It's not nearly as hot as it sounds.
· Carson Daly's feelin' down.
· American Gladiators: Let the hobbling begin.
· Stewart and Colbert return to the air, minus their writers, plus some unsightly facial hair.
· Savor the Critics' Choice Awards: They're pretty much all we got.
· The Axium scandal: Payroll's lowest hour.
· Will Smith's giving away auditing sessions. No need to thank him.
· People's Choice Awards a sadder affair than usual. Joaquin Phoenix misspells his name during his vow of silence.
· Cloverfield: Its name. The buzz. The Statue.
· Deep inside the CAA Death Star.
· Johnny Grant passes.
· Celebrity Rehab not any fun, despite promises of vomit.
· Who's up for some Vinnie Chase Mad Libs?! Apparently a lot of you.
· What are the Weinsteins cooking?