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· The Return of Late Night: Taking first-guest bets. Our first tantalizing taste of Dave beard. Countdown to our last. Letterman's kickline. What's worse?: Leno's restriction-busting monologue or his impovised banter? Craig Ferguson makes sweet love to Paul Shaffer's head. Conan clobbers in the Beard Wars and ratings.
· Britney's (Latest) Breakdown: Showdown at the homestead. The most popular ambulance in town. Surveilling the wreckage. When life imitates Dorffian art. Speculating on the B.U.I.
· A-listers' strike silence is deafening.
· We welcome someone new to the Defamer family.
· If you're even mildly aroused by Miley Cyrus's girl-on-girl candy-sharing photos, then Satan is likely knocking at your door.
· Griffin & Cooper a Shields and Yarnell for a new generation.
· David Cross turning into a feces gourmand for taking a role in Alvin and the Chipmunks.
· Lindsay Lohan broke, stumbles, but appreciated. C'mon—there's far worse that Lindsay.
· SAG members boycott the Golden Globes. Here's just a taste of the soaked Keira Nightie you'll be missing.
· The deadly hands and breasts that win elections.
· "Where?!" "Diagonally!" "Pretty sneaky, Beyoncé."