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Join us, won't you, as we continue to skip down the cobblestone, empty blow-baggie-strewn paths of 2007 Memory Lane:
April
· The Captivity billboard campaign. (Did those ever come down?)
· Keith Richards admits to snorting his pa.
· Defending the Cavemen.
· A smiley Joe Francis is put away for a very long time.
· Larry Birkhead hates to tell us he told us so, but he told us so.
· Don Imus is Moonves'd.
· A Mischaesque harbinger of things to come.
· Sanjaya, out.
· Alec Baldwin's "rude, thoughtless little pig" tirade.
· Foul-mouthed infant landlord Pearl becomes a sensation.
· Rosie announces her departure.
· Jack Valenti dies.
· Stephen Hawking flies.
May
· Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days.
· Hasselburger down!
· Bruce Willis's Sweary Night in Canada.
· Russell Crowe loses it rhapsodizing Brian Grazer.
· Chris Albrecht's bumpy night bumps him right out of HBO.
· Kirstie Alley the surprise hero of The Great Griffith Park Fires of 2007.
· Paris pardons Elliot Mintz.
· Who knew the Upfronts would wind up being a gigantic waste of time? (Ahem.)
· Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie zipline stunt.
· The Pinkberry question.
· An Idol winner.
· Rosie storms out of The View.
· Shhhhhh. It's sleeping Jakeypoo on a train.
· Lindsay Lohan's "usable amount of cocaine" DUI arrest.
· · Kevin Reilly is shitcanned, and a perfect storm rock star takes his place.
· Hey—remember that TB guy?
· Typo of the Year.
June
· Paris, In-n-Out-n-In.
· Isaiah Washington fired from Grey's Anatomy.
· The Jericho peanut campaign starts a new era of snack-food-based fan demonstrations.
· Rob Lowe commits birdiecide.
· Eli Roth's monstrous manhood.
· Clooney and Damon press their paws in Grauman's.
· Don't Stop Believin': The Sopranos is over.
· Paris finds God.
· Brian Grazer and Gigi Levangie call it quits.
· Innovative assistants have their benefits revoked, and quickly restored. Shmears for all!
· CAA needlessly sends its assistants for iPhones.
· Paris is released.
· How Studio 60 ended.
