· Earlier today, Tyra invited a focus group on the show to watch some porn, an exercise that had predictably explosive results. Perhaps things would have been more cordial had she warmed them up with an episode of Tell Me You Love Me.
· We always thought the Giant Earth Anus would be discovered in an alley behind a Sunset Blvd. club, but we suppose we were mistaken.
· Sean Astin calls the prospect of a long-awaited Goonies sequel an "absolute certainty," reviving hope that co-star Corey Feldman might once again draw a non-reality-TV-related paycheck in Hollywood.
· Unfortunately for Tom Colicchio (and fortunately for Gordon Ramsay), Michelin stars are not awarded according to the quality of one's cooking-competition show.

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