· The Phil Spector mistrial would like to thank you for the add.
· Meg White's sex tape virtue is still intact, despite a brief scare.
· Live your every day like it could be George Clooney's last.
· Kid Nation recreates a pivotal scene in Babel, to chilling effect.
· Kiefer Sutherland really doesn't need to be dealing with this right now, but it's not going away.
· Ben Silverman weighs the odds of the greenlit series he's been meaning to watch.
· John McTiernan sentenced to four months for his Rollerball remake crimes.
· GLAAD insists there's still not enough gay characters on network TV. Not gay actors, though. There's plenty of them.
· Defamer is temporarily haunted by various Fisher & Sons Funeral Home ghosts. Bubbling cauldrons of spilled blood Showtime color-branding ensue.
· More CompletelyImmaterialGate fallout.
· Defamer makes it to Peter Harper's art opening.
· Hoff Resurrections: An E! show, and NBC's Knight Rider redux.
· Chili lunch thetans ruin a perfectly good moment of silence.
· If loving Judy is wrong, Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't want to be right.
· T.R. Knight as happy as humanly possible.

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