· Rosie and her Sharpie-wielding heavies pack it in early. You all hurt her feelings! You should be ashamed of yourselves!
· In honor of Pirates' opening, Fandango imagines some other blockbusters based on Disney rides. We don't really have the heart to tell them that Jungle Cruise is already happening, or that Vinnie Chase is likely going to be the one to star in Matterhorn, after he refuses to bang Prince Yair's wife to get Medellin made.
· New York's Saks Fifth Ave. shoe department has just been granted its own zip code (yes, you read that correctly). We can't let those East Coast philistines outdo us: Let's make Barney's accessories department its own sovereign nation state!
· Blogging.la is having a "worst job in Los Angeles" contest. Scott Rudin's first assistant? Brett Ratner's Toejam Removal Coordinator? Are you guys even paying attention?
· Remember that whole chained-to-the-stairs, swinging-firepokers and fired-shots insanity at the O'Neal's place? Ryan's off the hook.

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