· This video from the Paris Hilton masterpiece Bottoms Up! reminds us of a simpler time in the soon-to-be incarcerated heiress's life, when irresponsibly operating a motor vehicle didn't have such dire consequences.
·The AP explores the culinary offerings at the Century Regional Detention Center, a "very nice place" where Hilton will cultivate a taste for low-sodium meals and poultry.
·Should you wish to cheer up Paris during her stay, you can send her a care package. Nothing says "Can't wait to see you back on Page Six!" like Gift Pack #2207.
·The "Paris has a New Cell" shirt is the first of what we expect to be many hastily designed, jail-related Paris Hilton garments.

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