· Will Ferrell has met his match in a beer-swilling, swearing, baby landlord. This one really deserves a feature-length treatment.
· "Jerry Maguire" (Steinberg, not Cruise) is popped for a DUI after smashing into some parked cars.
· The Redline crew offers a classy tribute to their lost Enzo.
· Us Weekly's utterly bizarre love affair with onetime Nicole Richie diddler Brody Something is showing no signs of cooling off.

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