· We really were hoping to find a YouTube clip of Kurt Vonnegut, maybe our all-time favorite writer, making his cameo in Back to School. But this will have to do for now.
· If Lowermybills.com waits a couple of weeks, they can probably get the real deal to do their ads.
· $75,000 was a small price to pay for raising local veterans' awareness of M:i:III.
· Madonna swears she's not in Malawi to adopt another child, but hasn't explicitly ruled out the possibility of just buying one straight-up this time around.

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