· We feel like we say this a lot, but the Mii Lebowksi is possibly the greatest thing we've ever seen. (Get a Wii and you'll understand, maybe.)
· Today in lesbian non-rumors: Carmen Electra, not all gay for Joan Jett.
· Vivica A. Fox: Still famous enough (barely!) to get her DUI onto People.com.
· Gawker presents this clip from Larry King's Greatest Moments Involving Famous Gold-Digger Prosthetics.
· Breaking! Jeremy Piven goes unrecognized on shopping trip, except by people who recognized him enough to later note his lack of recognition to gossip website.

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