Yesterday, we pointed you in the direction of new search engine hotness Search With Kevin, the K-Fed powered portal with the disappointingly selfish aim of promoting the recent Deadbeat Dad & Estranged Househusband Quarterly's Comeback of the Year award winner's floundering music career. Today, our friends at Junkiness have discovered a celebrity-endorsed search site with a nobler aim: keeping onetime Blade star Steven Dorff sufficiently nourished in between increasingly rare and diminishing acting paychecks. The next time you need to find that perfect link, eschew Google to Dorff the Web and help one of our most cherished, underemployed performers stay supplied with enough baloney sandwiches to maintain the strength necessary to get through his next audition without fainting.

• Dorff The Web: I'm Hungry!! [Junkiness]

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