Chickens' rights activist Pamela Anderson announced on her website today, in a brief message amounting to a haiku of shattered love, "Divorce: Yes, it's true. Unfortunately impossible." This was the very same internet diary where the fake-bemeloned Canadian first announced her intentions to marry the latest butt-rocker of her dreams, Kid Rock, which she giddily announced with a flurry of ellipses and clichés in a stream of consciousness entry back in July. Reports People.com:

Anderson, 39, and Rock, 35, both filed divorce petitions Monday, each citing irreconcilable differences, but they gave different dates of separation. Anderson's papers said they separated before Thanksgiving weekend, on Tuesday, Nov. 21, 2006, while Rock - who filed under his real name, Robert Ritchie - said they separated on Sunday, Nov. 26. No reasons were given for the discrepancy. [...]

Earlier this month, Anderson's rep confirmed that the actress had suffered a miscarriage while in Vancouver filming the movie Blonde and Blonder.

While neither side is offering an explanation as to what happened, certainly Anderson's time spent bonding with laptop-hurling divorcezilla Denise Richards on the Blonde and Blonder set might have planted the seeds that could have set these irreconcilable wheels in motion, to the delight of heartsick, matrimonial-bag-wielding Kazakh bachelors everywhere.

• Pamela Anderson Files for Divorce from Kid Rock [People]
• Diary [PamelaAnderson.com]

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