The Best Week Ever blog details the rare and unusual case of something interesting unfolding on The View (seriously—is it just us or is Rosie "The Black Hole" O'Donnell sucking whatever entertainment value that yapfest once delivered with its semi-regular Star Jones pilediving sessions?), in which helium-voiced gun-nut Elisabeth Hasselbeck detailed her phone conversation with an unnamed Law & Order: SVU producer who failed to see eye-to-eye with her concerns over a recent character on the series who was raped twice and murdered, around her age, and named...Elizabeth Hassenback. We managed to get our hands on the video, in which she threatens a boycott of Law & Order actors on the show (can she do that?), which, if extended to every franchise in the Wolf empire, could threaten to limit the series' guest roster to nothing but Clay Aiken appearances and visits from the cast of What Not To Wear. It's surely a topsy-turvy world where O'Donnell turns up on one hit drama series getting banged by the star on a rug, and the smoking-hot, ex-Survivor star ends up brutally snuffed out on another.

• SIZZLER: The View vs. Law & Order! It's On! [BestWeekEver.TV]

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