· Studio 60 premieres to a lukewarm reception, but that's nothing compared to the hilariously brutal reviews Defaker, its fake blog, is getting. Further confusing matters, SNL, the show it's based upon, fires three cast members. Prepare for your brain to literally turn to goop and run out your ears when you first listen to 30 Rock's fake podcast rag on Defaker.
· Anna Nicole Smith losing her 20-year-old son went from really sad to, like, really, really sad.
· Jim Carrey dives into CAA.
· Angelina Jolie snaps up a fill-in-the-orphans painting at the Banksy exhibit, but she's not the only celebrity who's gotten a serious case of Banksy Fever.
· The Geisha House photo affair only serves to highlight our Truism of the Week: "Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery."
· Mrs. Ponch comes to the rescue of her Consumer Reports-equipped husband. (Hey, our dad made us pay for our own damn tires.)
· Fox finds Jesus, while NBC finds a different kind of Jesus with a really put-on British accent.
· Makeshift crack pipes just got a little more fun.
· If this story about Paramount approaching Brad Pitt about taking over the Mission Impossible franchise is true, then there goes any chance of that The Vampire Lestat sequel re-pairing we had been holding our breaths for since 1994.
· Joe Eszterhas finally admits Showgirls sucks, but not as badly as Sharon Stone does.
· Steve-O turns the red carpet orange.

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