Watch as we take the hands of this week's sponsors and attempt to lead them in a sensual tango, which an obnoxious, implacable British judge will deem "about as hot as a slow-dance with my incontinent grandmother." If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and have us stomp all over your delicate feet, see this page.

· Black Dahlia
Studio 60
Altoids
Random House
Employee of the Month
8th and Ocean
The U.S. v. John Lennon
Unknown White Male
American Apparel
La Rocca
Rogue's Gallery
The Lemonheads

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