It's time again to pause and thank this week's sponsors, whom we adore more than The Family Cruise pretends to love that Asian orphan they rented for their Vanity Fair photo shoot. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and buy a similar level of devotion, see this page.

· Black Dahlia
Nokia
The Humane Society
Guy and Rodd
H&M
American Apparel
La Rocca
Rogue's Gallery
The Lemonheads
Cirque du Soleil

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