Flavor of Love 2 premieres this Sunday, wherein VH1 gathers a bevy of the finest streetwalking psychotics to vie for the romantic attentions of hip-hop relic/chronographic accessorizer Flavor Flav. Watch in amazement as the reality show ritual of haggling over beds quickly escalates into a weave-pulling/ bitch-slapping fiasco. According to RealityBlurred.com, however, there are even bigger, messier surprises in store this season, such as the misadventures of the contestant we'll dub Bachelorette Number Two:

[D]uring the "clock ceremony," a woman apparently can't hold it in and squats down and craps. All we see in the first episode, however, is Flavor saying, "After we do the toast, I was like, what is that fucked up smell in my crib, yo?" [...]

[A]pparently this wasn't a vindictive crapping, as "she couldn't hold it until the bathroom break," according to Entertainment Weekly.

Amazingly, VH1 is using the regrettable instance of crackwhore incontinence as a selling point, touting on the show's official website that "one young lady leaves a special 'present' for Flav on his imported Italian marble floor." We're not sure exactly when VH1's programming started to veer away from their mandate of being a cable oasis for sophisticated music lovers to their current CelebReality format, but we feel a congratulations is in order to their executives, who have secured their legacy in TV history with their visionary campaign to showcase what it looks like for a hooker to lose control of her bowels after a particularly nasty bump of ice.

• Flavor of Love 2 debuts Sunday, and one woman "shits on my floor," Flavor says [RealityBlurred.com]

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