Today's Page Six relates a Wednesday afternoon sighting of Robert Evans at Cedar Sinai, where the swingin', just-divorced former superproducer may have been trying to drown the sorrow of his recently disintegrated marriage beneath a pile of naughty health care providers:

The movie producer and author of "The Kid Stays in the Picture," who just split with his seventh wife, was wearing a white linen suit with a white shirt. As he got on an elevator, he was greeted by a doctor he knew: "Robert, all white? What are you bucking for, the head nurse position?" Evans replied without missing a beat, "No, but I'd like to get her into a position or two." Chuckles all around. Evans got off first with, "Take care, Doc." The doctor replied, "You too Robert."

Upon being informed that Cedars Sinai is a place staffed by actual nurses and not the kind he could pay to participate in various intimate acts in an "intensive care fantasy suite," a confused Evans politely apologized to the doctor, then asked to be directed to the nearest French maid employment agency.

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