· Not for nothing, but if a seven-year-old Dakota Fanning was playing the spawn of the devil, no one would think twice about whether or not she could handle knowing the sinister truth about her character. We're just sayin'.
· More blogger fun with the Hello! Shiloh cover: Gallery of the Absurd does it in graphite and ink , while The Weekly Donut goes for old-fashioned glazed.
· Andy Dick might be slipping: Merely stinking of booze and smoking a joint is Dick on his best "brunch at Buckingham Palace" behavior.
· A columnist at the Charlotte Observer calls the Dianetics-sponsored NASCAR team "the weirdest sponsorship since Boudreaux's Butt Paste, the diaper-rash cream that began sponsoring a Busch Series car in 2005." Well said, and we hope he enjoys the lifetime of white van surveillance he's just opted into. [via Goldenfiddle]

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