Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin set the stupid celebrity baby name bar absurdly high on their fruit-inspired first try, dooming their second child to disappointed shrugs and "Eh, it's not that bad" indifference. But Moses? Did they even try? We were kind of hoping they were going to stay with the inanimate-objects-in-the-kitchen theme and come up with something truly inspired, like Placemat or Four Slice Toaster.

• Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth to baby Moses [AP/MSNBC]
• Previously: Gwyneth Paltrow Dooms Newborn Daughter To Life Of Fruit Puns [Defamer]

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