Maybe we won't be getting any uncomfortable (yet spectacular) handsy moments out of E! red carpet titty inspector Isaac Mizrahi. It seems that Mizrahi has been placed behind a protective hedge (top photo above, chatting with Best Supporting actress nominee Amy Adams), making it more difficult for the designer to grab a handful; an uncomfotable lunge towards an unsuspecting bosom can now easily be sidestepped, and would likely send him toppling over the restraining bushes. But we can still use tricks of perspective to manufacture our own fun, as the second picture makes it look as if Mizrahi's outstretched claw is poised to rend Jennifer Jason Leigh's dress, producing some much-needed pre-show controversy.

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