In the initial installment of what will be a recurring feature during our festival coverage, we present our first One Sentence Film Reviews, which we've been soliciting from people at least as inebriated as ourselves.

· Come Early Morning (written and directed by Joey Lauren Adams, Zellweger doppleganger and onetime Kevin Smith muse): [SPOILER ALERT] "A girl has relationship problems, gets over them."

· Kinky Boots: "The Full Monty with, um, boots."

We welcome other festival attendees to tap out their movie reviews on their Blackberries, Sidekicks, and Treos, preferably while a little tipsy. Send them to mark[AT]defamer.com and we'll work in the best ones.

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