After the unexpected success of the initial run of Dancing With the Stars this summer, the producers knew they would have to up the ante for the sophomore edition, and what better way than reviving a long-gone Beatle with a Weekend at Bernie's 2-inspired voodoo curse, a hex which forces the enchanted to waltz in the presence of music?

OK, it's just a typo on the Netscape home page, but the above scenario is really no more ridiculous than watching actual, frighteningly upholstered DWTS contestant George Hamilton learning to tango in his mothballed Love at First Bite tuxedo.

• Netscape.com
• Dancing With The Stars [ABC.com]

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