If there's one thing we know we can rely on in this world, it's The Smoking Gun's ability to delight us in the wake of virtually every celebrity-related legal run-in. They've already obtained the mugshots of seemingly pie-eyed Lost motorists Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros, who were arrested in Honolulu last night under suspicion of pounding too many mai tais before getting behind the wheel. (If you get close enough to your monitor, you can catch a whiff of the rum fumes rising off their images. Try it, it's fun!) And kudos to the police photographer who obviously denied them access to Visine until after the shoot, a bold choice that really paid artistic dividends.

• "Lost" Girls Arrested For DUI [The Smoking Gun]
• Previously: “Lost” Stars Found Drunk [Defamer]

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