Fresh off the AP wire, an almost minute-by-minute account of how your favorite celebrities have been affected by Hurricane Katrina, presented in reverse order of severity:

· Dave Pirner Waiting for Word on N.O. Home [AP]

· Ellen DeGeneres: My Aunt Lost Everything [AP]

· Fats Domino Is Missing in New Orleans [AP]

Lets hope that someone goes looking for Fats Domino before checking on the Soul Asylum guy's house.

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