· The Suicide Girls are throwing a DVD launch party at Tommy Lee and Dave Navarro’s bar with rock-n-roll, Rokbar. You can meet some of the girls from the tour, then get drunk enough to lie about having enough hidden piercings and ink to have a chance with them.
· See filthy comics from sitcoms past at Monday Funday at the Comedy Store, featuring Roseanne (no surname this time) and Bob Saget, who treated an unknowing public to a tour of the dirty corners of his mind in The Aristocrats. Even money that he does at least one joke about having sex with either Uncle Joey or the Olsens.
· It's either this or a night listening to the theme music from a Yes Dear repeat: Frausdots and Gemma Hayes at the Viper Room, Radio Vago at the Troubadour.

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