Let's make sure we have this straight: Natalie Portman will let the V for Vendetta hair department shave her head and glue a strip of carpet down the middle because it makes sense for the role, but won't go topless when playing a stripper? OK, maybe this argument doesn't exactly track. We still have a lot of work to do before we've worked through our complicated feelings about Closer.

• Natalie Portman Mohawk Pictures [Egotastic]

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