You're invited!

Well, you're invited if you're hanging around the Fox lot and like your lunch to double as a reminder of the network's summer TV offerings. In about an hour, Fox will once again offer its huddled masses another repast of intramural promotion, grilling up "Conceited Cheeseburgers" and "Troublemaker Turkeyburgers" (oh, the beef-eschewing set is so naughty!) to honor their new reality show, Princes of Malibu. Save those free frisbees—they can conveniently double as platters for the severed heads of fallen programming execs should viewers fail to turn out to watch the spoiled scions of The 'Bu (think Growing Up Gotti, but with more "Duuude" than "Yo") butt heads with their meal-ticket dad.

The full menu follows after the jump. Your mouth is watering already.

BRANDON & BRODY'S CLASSICS:

HIGHLIFE HAMBURGERS

CONCEITED CHEESEBURGERS

TROUBLEMAKER TURKEYBURGERS

VIVACIOUS VEGGIEBURGERS

HANG TEN HOT DOGS

MALIBU MARINATED CHICKEN BREAST

PRINCES' POTATO SALAD

BY-THE-"SEA"SAR SALAD

SURFSIDE SWEETS:

ASSORTED PIES & ICE CREAM

$7.50 tax included

• Princes of Malibu [Fox.com]
• Previously: Corn Dogs Take Away The Pain

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