· Why is Billy Idol chainsawing a sunroof into a Lamborghini? Fuck you, that's why. [Just to clear up some confusion, it's "Viva La" Bam Margera's car.]
· Hayden Christensen: May Not Be Gay, But...
· Oh, did we mention Katie Holmes canned her manager? Was it because he warned her that constantly making out with Tom Cruise would be career suicide? Nah...
· Available now on a dirty blanket on a black market sidewalk near you: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Special Edition, directed by Jerry Bruckheimer.
· Michael Jackson's prison: a preview.
· The LA Weekly's Nikki Finke gives Anne Bancroft a surprisingly sentimental send-off.

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