Yesterday, sister site Gawker put on its reporter hat and placed a call to actor/director/infamous on-camera fellatio recipient Vincent Gallo to get to the bottom of the Brown Bunny stunt-cock controversy. Here's a taste of Gallo's 45-minute conversation, in which he again asserts the cinematic primacy of his own dong, holds forth on his recent move to LA, and floridly sullies the name of the supposed stunt-cock's mother:

I start to jot notes on a pile of Capri pants as he begins his ramble regarding Jacob Christner, the fellow who has come forth to claim that he acted as Gallo’s stunt cock. “It’s odd having so many men obsessed with my penis. If I had a more normal-sized penis, none of this would have ever happened,” he says. “I have never met Jacob Christner… His lie and fantasy is strange, though, as there was a woman, Mrs. Christner, who I think had a son named Jacob. Her job was to blow me all day long while I set up the cameras and lights. Mrs. Christner was a great sport, she also helped me rehearse for my newest film, Mrs. Christner’s First Anal. Strange Jacob would dream of being my body double, knowing what his mom did and all.”

You can read the rest of their erotically-charged chat here.

• Gawker Exclusive: Vincent Gallo Talks Of Stunt Cocks, Metric Bolts, And Relocation [Gawker]

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