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    Keanu Heaves

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    Forgive us, Lord, for it is late in the day and we are so very, very weak. And realize that we are trying, for we spent the last ten minutes debating whether or not to go with the title above or, "Whoa! I know reverse peristalsis."

    We know, we know.

    [Original image of Reeves vomiting from a car has been removed.]


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