We don't know a lick of Spanish, but somehow the latest edition of ¡Mira! really, really spoke to us. Not even the disapproving stare of the woman at the cash register could prevent us from making our first-ever supermarket tabloid purchase.

After the jump, a picture from the cover story that easily made up for the shame we experienced while handing over our $1.99.

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