At last, photographic evidence that Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan survived Sunday's assault at the Beverly Hills T-Mobile store. Not pictured: The broken bodies of the paparazzi crushed by Hilton's Bentley as the two starlets escaped, the "ugly" Hilary Swank waiting to tear out Hilton's weave in revenge for publicly disrespecting her.

[Photo: lime-light.org]

• HPWSE: Paris, Lindsay, And The Curious Case Of The Disappearing Sidekicks [Defamer]

Contact information for this author is not available.